a letter to the car companies

hey guys its your local hip hop reformer here
and listen my boss will always let me tell stories or read a story at our
all hands meetings...
so we got about 20 guys here and this is the poem i am going to read today check it out
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A Letter to The Car Companies

Nobody wants to be pushed off the road by an eighteen wheelerSo we drive the biggest gas guzzler we can get from the dealer No man wants to lose all his self esteem when he pulls up to the curb in a tiny little thing looking like Mr BeanI want four wheels that go fast who wants to drive down the street and always get passedI saw those Prisus or is it Plural PriusiAnyway I saw them at the dealer on telegraph one daywhen I drove by and all i could think was-gas saver or not I'll keep what I got
I want to save the environment just like you so
I formed a plan and you can be in on it tooYou know how they want all the cars to run on fuel cellsI say all the cars could run on fat cellsI mean think about it who doesn’t have a few pounds to spare
And from what I can see drive thru windows are just like gas stations Imagine get a little liposuction to go with your biggie size Or how about a tummy tuck to go with those friesI know what you really want So woman thou art loosedpull up into the Starbucks and get your breast reducedTell the car companies to make those trucks a little biggerProblem solved I worked it out in figures270 million Americans170 million middle classyou provide the truckswe'll provide the gas